I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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