My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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