I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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