you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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