why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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