let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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