it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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