he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
