It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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