It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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