He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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