i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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