I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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