Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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