I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
high people should be assigned attendants
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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