Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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