We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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