just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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