You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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