Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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