Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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