if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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