Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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