Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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