I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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