I think im going to throw up on grandma
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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