How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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