I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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