so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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