I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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