let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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