That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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