Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
