If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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