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how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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