apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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