Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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