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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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