yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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