I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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