This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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