he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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