i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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