Can Purell be used as lube?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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