What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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