Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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