Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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