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I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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