I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I have post one night stand depression
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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