As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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