this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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