are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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