He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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