She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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