You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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